Being a Seminole fan, I knew my Florida Gator friends at work would eventually throw a few jabs at me. So here's a break from basketball for a few laughs.
The Tallahassee Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Tallahassee. On the first offense, they give you two FSU football tickets. If you get caught speeding a second time, they make you use them.
Q: What do you call 53 athletes sitting around watching the National Championship game on TV?
A: The FSU football team.
Q: What do the Seminoles and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They can both make 80,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus!” (I know, that one was iffy)
Q: How do you keep a Seminole football player out of your yard?
A: Put up a yellow goal post.
Q: What do you call a Seminole player with a recent ACC Championship ring?
A: A thief.
Q: What’s the difference between the Seminoles and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: How many Seminoles does it take to win the ACC Championship?
A: It’s been so long no one really remembers.
Q: What do the Seminoles and opossums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: What do you call a crime ring in Tallahassee?
A: An FSU huddle.
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